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only 67% ?!?

Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male

Your brain leans femaleYou think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you’re tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?

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TAGGED

Mik tagged me…
If you have pets, do you see them as merely animals, or are they members of your family?
The dogs, definitely part of the family, the fish… eh, he’s growing on me
If you could have a dream come true, what would it be?
hmm…. It changes from day to day … dunno
What is the [...]

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Ponderisms

Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. But it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?
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Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you [...]

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That’s Punny

1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
2. A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
3. Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
7. A hangover is the [...]

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